James-isms

in his loving memory, i would really like to do something special at the wedding that will be an inside joke for all of us:

i bought 30 plain black disposable cameras, and 2 metallic silver sharpies.

since my "theme" is "inwood & the park" and anyone who knows inwood knows that we are a ghetto in the midst of a huge gentrification (read: rich people are moving into buildings with lots of graffiti)

i want to graffiti the cameras with JAMES-ISMS.

in the front i will write d&z and our wedding date, and in the back i want write some of his quotes.

I NEED YOUR HELP!!

the challenge is that they need to be curse-free because the kids will be using most of them.

so, here is what i thought so far, but i really need your help to make this more authentic.

"where's the pasteles?"

"smile kak"

"say cheese, webbo head"

"come over already!"

"say SQUEEZE!"

"the music sucks at this wedding"

"bubbles are nice. i would have picked something else though"

"where's the hazelnut coffee?"

please leave me suggestions in the comments on this post!

xxzaidaxx